Friday, July 2, 2010

Animal Farm Friday - The 8th Spider Leg, I haz it!



Thursday, July 1, 2010

Why BP Is Deliberately Sinking Oil

In a shocking interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper on June 29th, Allegiance Capitol Corporation V.P. Fred McCallister said that BP is deliberately sinking oil with the toxic chemical disbursant Corexit, to hide the size of the oil spill. By sinking the oil before it can be collected, BP won’t have to pay fines on it.

McCallister said, “Everybody in Europe, where the standard practice is to raise the oil and collect it, is scratching their heads, and quite honestly laughing at what’s happening in the Gulf.” He added, “Everyone is looking at us and wondering why we’re allowing this to happen.”



If this is true
, heads need to roll. Literally, not figuratively.



America's Energy Sacrifices

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WHERE IS MY FLYING CAR?!?

Oh, there it is...



Wednesday, June 30, 2010

What would you do with $700 Billion per year?

Now that it looks like we don't need it to threaten China over Taiwan, it looks like we might have some extra cash to use for, I don't know, something that actually serves a beneficial purpose to this country?

“The Chinese are coming” became the last refuge of war-profiteering scoundrels once the Russians started cutting back dramatically, but this alarm was never plausible. The authoritative quadrennial Defense Department reports have always made clear that China has at most threatened to become a regional power with Taiwan as its focus. Yet that pathetic excuse for the United States's spending as much on its military as do the rest of the world nations combined seemed plausible to most in Congress who voted for massive military appropriations even as our government had to borrow money from the Chinese to cover our deficits.

Then those treacherous Chinese, both the mainland Communists and their feuding Taiwan-based cousins, had to go and ruin a good thing by going way beyond kissing and making up.
Poor Joe Lieberman is going to lose his subs.




Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Mid-day Mindwarp

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Were it not for the
the carriage returns after
every instance of the
the word 'the', it would be
easy to spot the the repeating
the.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Why BP Should Vanish: Reason 201,093

It seems BP's Command Center has a major competency problem!



Animal Farm Friday (belated) - Get-Along-Lil-Doggie

Who says cats and dogs can't get along?

Tommy the dog and Salati the Leopard