Friday, January 23, 2009

Animal Farm Friday - Sorry Suckers!

1st Day of School 2012

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Senate Republicans To Delay Holder Confirmation Over Torture Prosecutions

First Cornyn obstructs Clinton, now he's obstructing Holder. If this transfer of power wasn't so peaceful, that tool might be finding himself in front of a firing squad. Meanwhile, the O-team will continue to play nice-nice with the Republiscums, and they'll give Obama the Bill Clinton treatment.

The thing to remember is that just because a shark isn't biting you right now, that doesn't mean it's not going to.

About Eric Holder
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The Jews run America. Seriously.

That's not a racist statement. AIPAC runs this country. Then. Now. Tomorrow.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Happy New Day, America!

My parting shot to W

(the shoe I'd like to throw at W)

Chief Justice Roberts drops the ball

Another of many reasons why he is an embarrassment to this country, John Roberts screwed up the oath of office. I wonder if it was deliberate?

Why Texans are stupid

Apologies to my loved ones in Texas, but seriously, Texans had the chance to elect Rick Noriega as their senator, but instead, they re-elected one of the biggest wastes of skin ever to disgrace the senate, John Cornyn. Texans can really be fucking stupid.

Adding to his quiver of useless and pointless accomplishments, Sen. Cornyn can add this new waste of valuable taxpayer dollars as he pouts, holds his breath, and holds up the confirmation of Clinton as Secretary of State.

Rick Warren sucks, but Aretha rocks!

He nearly ruined the inauguration for me, but Aretha Franklin brought it all back!

Ronald Reagan says US must prosecute Bush for war crimes

Well, he and his crew have to be investigated first, but since they've all but admitted to torturing detainees, the US is legally bound to prosecute them. For the record, I'm giving Obama the pass on this one, because the executive doesn't do this kind of work to begin with. War crimes prosecution is between the DOJ and Congress. Of course, Obama could hamstring the DOJ if he wanted to, but that would be kind of dumb.

Sorry, Republiscums, but a law passed during the rule of the almighty Reagan says the US government is bound by law to prosecute torturers. Now, I'm sure there are plenty of other scum-sucking, pus-filled, corpulent, walking demons like John Yoo and David Addington that could shit and vomit all manner of legalese to refute this premise, but the underlying premise that cannot be refuted is that these vermin - Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Yoo, Addington, Gonzalez, et al, are all morally vacuous. To even defend themselves and their reasons for approving and advocating torture is enough to warrant conviction (and hanging, given that is what is done to war criminals).

Waterboarding is torture. Torture is a war crime. Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Yoo, Addington, Gonzalez, and their crew have admitted to authorizing, attempting to have authorized, or have advocated for waterboarding and other "harsh interogation techniques", also known as "torture". Therefore, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Yoo, Addington, Gonzalez, and their crew are war criminals.

Lawyer up, fuckers.

Monday, January 19, 2009

When The Onion got all Nostradamus on us

It wasn't funny then, and it isn't funny now, only because it's true. And sometimes the truth really does fucking hurt.

On the economic side, Bush vowed to bring back economic stagnation by
implementing substantial tax cuts, which would lead to a recession,
which would necessitate a tax hike, which would lead to a drop in
consumer spending, which would lead to layoffs, which would deepen the
recession even further.