Animal Farm Friday - Flock? Herd? Pack? Pride?

A sample of the video footage I took with my GoPro Hero HD camera while swimming with some friends and some friendly sea lions off Anacapa in the Channel Islands last weekend.

So which is it, a flock of sea lions? A herd of sea lions? A pack of sea lions? A pride of sea lions?

Animal Farm Friday - Day Off

I'm enjoying my day off today, but not nearly as much as these guys (yet).

Animal Farm Friday - U Can Haz Awesome

(h/t to Adam)

Animal Farm Friday (on Moday) - Oh Hi!

I can haz catnip?

A celebration of altered states (now legalize it!).

Animal Farm Friday - Feeding Frenzy Armageddon

If this doesn't look like what Wall Streeters and predatory mortgage lenders have done to the world, I don't know what does:

Animal Farm Friday: The Real Deal of the Slaughtered Seal

This is what a seal looks like after its head is bashed in and its fur stripped from its body. Pretty f*ing sick! Ironic that Canada considers itself a civilised nation, yet they continue to allow this shameful brutality to go on.

You can take action to stop it by clicking here.

Animal Farm Friday: Quite the blow job!

I love helicopters and blow jobs. Here's both at once, and Bambi too!

Animal Farm Tuesday - Cuz Friday Can't Wait

Our robot overlords seem to be dominated by their own kitty overlords. OH NOZ!

Animal Farm Friday - Dog Bites Man

This would be funnier if it was Bush being bit.

Animal Farm Friday - Happy Halloween (again)!

Animal Farm Friday - Old Farts and Pigs

This goes out to the nasty old fart who killed his shot at the presidency by putting that lipstick-wearing pig out in front of his campaign instead of putting his country first. (Yeah, I went there. Palin is a pig, and I've got a massive laundry list of evidence to support that claim.)

Animal Farm Friday - Something Intelligent

Taking a break from the overwhelming idiocy of the McCain campaign, today we feature some creatures with actual intelligence at play. Enjoy!

Animal Farm Friday - Wolves Rule

I'm way past being sick of Sarah Palin being in the news, and even writing about her makes me gnash my teeth, but this is important. I've been an advocate quietly - sometimes not so quietly - fighting for the wolves, in the lower 48, and especially arctic wolves up near the Huntress's current stomping grounds. With regards to her stance on wolves - and animals in general - she is my nemesis like no other. Where George W. Bush was indifferent, this savage beast of a woman is proactively evil. As the type of Christianist that she is, she embodies the belief that humans have dominion over animals, a belief that I strongly oppose from the depths of my being. Say what you want about her carrying her afflicted child to term, she has little to no regard for non-human life, and that is why she is evil incarnate.

I am even more sickened at how the McPalin campaign, and the gleefully compliant Corporate-Run Media, is playing off weaker people's archetypal - and unwarranted - fear of wolves, much the same way that W/Dick did with those disgusting ads back in 2004 (I won't link to it here. If you want to subject yourself to that kind of shit, do it by your own choice, and Google it). That was pure Rove, and here he is following up with Sarah the Wolf Slayer campaign.

I say with aplomb that if given the opportunity, Sarah Pain should be considered fair game, and so too, Karl "Dog Food" Rove. At this point, I'm not sure which animal would benefit the most in that pursuit; the American people, polar bears, or wolves. But I dedicated last Friday to polar bears, so this one goes out to the wolves. (People can fend for themselves.)

I chose this particular video because it shows the animals in a respectable light which they so deserve. Watch it in deference.

Animal Farm Friday - Palin and the Polar Bears

Sarah Palin hates polar bears. She doesn't think they should be considered endangered species, so she must be fine with them going extinct. No doubt she'd be happy to hunt them into oblivion, or let global warming do the job for her. With her being such an avid hunter and being so hot for oil, she'll get 'em one way or the other.

Animal Farm Friday - Feelin' Great!

I'm feeling great today, after Obama's incredible speech last night. But after McLame's "manna from the heavens" veep pick, likely the worst in American history. That includes Quayle. So I thought I'd share some of the "feel good". Enjoy.

Animal Farm Friday - McCain's Houses Edition

I wonder if John and Cindy have houses like this for their pets, or if they can even remember if they do.



Bonus, since I missed last week:

Animal Farm Friday - Peaceful Co-existence

With Russia and Georgia on the brink of war, this is in the spirit of all of us just getting along...

Animal Farm Friday - Cat Fight

Or rather, kitten fight. And how to stop it.

Lets say the two kittens represent our current lame-o Congress (I know, it's not fair to the kittens). Then we say the third kitten (on camera near the end) represents how I feel about all of this.

Animal Farm Friday - Rabbit Rules

This looks kind of brutal, but I'm sure this crow deserved it.

Animal Farm Friday?

Obviously, I didn't post anything last Friday, but for good reason. I spent a couple hours in line for the opening night of The Dark Knight (and have been too busy ever since). So here's the post, a little late. In honor of Batman, I bring you bats.

Be warned. This even creeps me out.