These toy soldiers running around scared in the woods are saying they're afraid of losing the Constitution, but I'd being willing to bet a bullet in their tiny little brains that they wouldn't be able to recite more than three of the first Amendments, let alone any of the original articles. Still, even a retarded monkey with a gun can be dangerous.
When the shooting starts, I know who I'll be lining up in my cross-hairs.

When the shooting starts, I know who I'll be lining up in my cross-hairs.
