Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Scared little boys and their dangerous toys

These toy soldiers running around scared in the woods are saying they're afraid of losing the Constitution, but I'd being willing to bet a bullet in their tiny little brains that they wouldn't be able to recite more than three of the first Amendments, let alone any of the original articles. Still, even a retarded monkey with a gun can be dangerous.

When the shooting starts, I know who I'll be lining up in my cross-hairs.

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