Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Undecideds Get the Sedaris Treatment

I said the other day that any voter who is undecided ought to have the crap slapped out of them for their ignorance, apathy, or just plain stupidity.

But at least someone can be funny about it.

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight
attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually,
parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks.
Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in

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