Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Whe-e-e-r-r-re's Johnny?

Okay, I'm not being fair to Edwards, or his wife. I'm frustrated with this campaign, with the media, and all the bullshit nonsense that they focus on instead of the fact that April was the deadliest month in Iraq since last September, and that oil companies are raping our asses without even bothering to spare a little Vaseline, but McCan't and Hillrod want to take 10 billion dollars out of our treasury that will cost the jobs of lots of construction workers and further erode our already crumbling infrastructure and telling voters they'll save some money on gas when they really won't because the oil companies aren't going to lower gas prices to compensate for the measly 18 cents difference which is less than the gas price increase in the last few months which means they'll pocket that difference.

We've got some very serious fucking problems in this country and we're running out of time to start fixing them, and the media wants to play politics with race because god forbid a black politician knows a scary black man that has all us whiteys scared shitless that the blacks are going to take over.

It should come as no surprise that the MSM would eventually devolve into a parody of itself, right down there alongside the National Enquirer and similar rags. Hell, those tabloids are profitable, which is more than can be said about the dying newspaper industry. As for cable "news" shows, with regard to MSNBCs and CNNs ratings war with Fox, it seems they learned the same lessons that Hillrod has learned about Republiscums. In order to beat your enemy, you have to become your enemy.

Circling the drain, babies. Circling the drain.

Sorry Sen. Edwards, and Mrs. Edwards. I let my emotions get the better of me. Again.

Lets see if Johnny is a pussy and decides to vote with his wife's genitalia.

I used to respect John Edwards, because as much as I hate frivolous lawsuits, I understand the need for and the value of trial lawyers, in spite of their gross profits. But in this election he has borne himself out to be a charlatan and a moral coward.

Edwards talks a good game, like most lawyers do, but he's been a vulture leering over the fight between a vicious hyena and a hungry lion, waiting to feast on whatever remains when the fight is over.

At this point, I see him as a coward. Edwards has had the chance many times to have an effect on this nominating cycle, and he has passed each of them by, as he will again this time. Edwards is as calculating as Clinton is, and he is too scared to throw his weight behind either candidate for fear of ending up on the wrong side and having nothing to show for two failed runs at the presidency. Of course, that is if you count $400 haircuts and a few million dollars as nothing.

Johnny has one last chance to prove relevancy before history passes him by. Any takers for a bet that he doesn't have the balls that his mill-worker daddy had? I'd love to be proven wrong.

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