Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Over it, beyond words

Hence forth, I will refuse to read any Blog post that mentions Palin,
or watch any news or pundit show segment on Palin unless the piece is
about her being impeached, recalled, or somehow publically humiliated.

She went way over her limit in the national spotlight in the election,
and now she is irrelevant and useless to anyone other than the
Republiscum man-boys spanking it to their broken Pygmalion in their
circular jerking squad. It is time the media and bloggers relegate the
Wasilla-Billy back to her former status as an unknown.

Maybe Bill Kristol can follow.

MO to O?

Letting them die

Glad to see I'm not alone in believing the US auto-makers need to go bankrupt. I wonder what Obama's problem is with seeing this?

It's the same with bailing out the financial institutions. It may be painful for a while, but pain builds character by teaching hard lessons. If the pigs at the trough keep getting fed, they just keep coming back to the trough. Cut 'em off! Let 'em starve. Thin the damn herd! What's so hard about seeing the logic in this?

A New Day, Indeed!

Tired of bailing out rich people with your taxes?

A great way to keep those rich Wall Street vultures, and the over-bloated US auto industry from stealing any more of your money via bailout plans is to simply not pay your taxes. Certainly a few people can't make a difference that way, and definitely not without risking penalty of jail. But imagine the response we'd get from our lawmakers is suddenly a million or so Americans decieed collectively to just stop paying taxes.

First of all, the government, Federal and State, would be too underfunded, and too overwhelmed to do anything about it, apart from going after the low-hanging fruit. But I'm willing to risk taking one for the team if it means that our Congress finally stops taking sides with the evil corporate overlords, and starts listening to their constituents again.

So who's on board with me?

Signs of weakness?

Apparently, the other morning Harry Reid said that Joe Lieberman votes with Democrats more than Harry Reid. That tells me that Harry Reid needs to have his bony ass booted from the Senate first, and then he can take his good buddy Joe with him.

We all know why Joe must go. He's garbage, and not the kind that can be recycled, but the kind that belongs in landfill. Harry Reid is worse, because Harry Reid is the guy who enables garbage like Lieberman's rotting soul to desecrate the halls of Congress. Neither of these bastards has done much worth being proud of from the Democratic perspective. They've both either been lifting their skirts for Republicans, or have been actively bending over and spreading for them.

By not booting out Lieberman, Reid has given his best demonstration yet as why he is a worthless, ineffective Democrat. It should be no mystery that almost every senator or congressional leader is not actually interested in their parties' platforms nearly as much as they are interested in the power of their office. Most of them should be thrown out on their sorry asses for robbing us peasants to pay off their corporate and financial masters, the same bastards that have been robbing us blind for the past decade or so. That's no real surprise, though.

What is surprising is that our new President-Elect has decided to be magnanimous and has suggested that Democrats be nice to Ol' Joe. I have no problem with that type of grace, and I think on some level it is a sign of strength. But in this case, it demonstrates glaringly Obama's naiveté that Lieberman warned about. Obama may think he's being graceful, but he's being played like a fiddle.

Of course, it's not even about magnanimity, it's more likely about Obama still trying to prove he's friendly with the Jews, as with his Rahm Emanuel pick. That's going to be his death knell. Because if I am seeing signs of Obama's weak effort of trying to appear like he's being diligent and shrewd, when in fact he's still making it up as he goes along, falling back to Clintonian hacks instead of brandishing young guns who are highly capable and very contemporary, then just wait until Gingrich and the Right get hold of him.

I wasn't seeing this at first, but Obama taking the side of Lieberman just shined a big light on the fact that Obama isn't bringing real change to Washington, he's just bringing Washington back to where it was before Bush.

Yes, the Clinton era was incredible compared to the past eight years. But I can vividly recall that those years weren't as great as everyone likes to think they were. It is only by comparison to the Bush years that they stand out. But the Clinton years paved the way for Bush. By capitulating to the Right, and to the so-called Center, the Democrats boldly admitted that progressive and liberal policies were wrong. So that part of the country that paid little attention to politics got the signal that being Conservative - nay Republican - was good, so they voted with Republicans.

Obama is sending out those same signals and he's not even in office yet. I'm not ready to cry "buyer's remorse" just yet, but I am starting to get worried.

I'll be watching Obama closely, and I will do so with a critical eye. I'll be doing my damnedest to keep him - and the country - from moving right. And I'll continue making the case that Reid, Pelosi, Lieberman, and Feinstein must go, along with their buddies.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Mars Phoenix farewell letter

Cheerfully heartbreaking!

Just as Doug McCuistion from NASA said on the news conference
today, it's certainly more of an Irish wake than a funeral today. We're
drinking to you tonight, little buddy. You can see all of Phoenix's previous entries and the official press release announcing the end of Phoenix's mission.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Obama should retire the term "fiscal conservatism"...

...and replace it with Fiscal Reponsibility. The only plausible
association of the terms fiscal and conservative would be oxymoronic.
Simply put, conservatives are anything but fiscally conservative, so
progressives should own the idea of anything fiscal and can show
leadership by changing the message to that of fiscal responsibility
over the phony fiscal conservatism.

Random thought II

With Ford posting a 3Q loss of $129M, and GM bleeding out, I am
thinking one possible positive outcome of them completely going under
is the possibility of them giving up their patents on battery
technology. That would open the floodgates for developing electric
cars.

Random thought

I wonder how long it will be before that douche bag Steven Baldwin
will move to Canada.

Animal Farm Friday - Dog Bites Man

This would be funnier if it was Bush being bit.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Awesome Art

Norquist Plots GOP Resurrection, Goes After Bush's Churchill Complex


Grover is so small now, it should be easy to drown him in a bath tub.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Prop 8 may still fail

This was shared with me by a friend and co-worker:

something I came across:

It may turn out that changing the state constitution is not so easy. There are only two ways to amend the state constitution, and Prop 8 should have been done as a "revision", not an "amendment", as discussed on these pages:

http://www.religioustolerance.org/hommarl6.htm
http://www.religioustolerance.org/hommarl8.htm

A "revision" requires a 2/3 vote of the legislature, or a constitutional convention, to start a ballot initiative that will change the state constitution. It's not supposed to be so easy to make important changes, and Prop. 8 did not follow the proper process. Prop. 8 went with a signatures-only start, which is only appropriate for a minor change (ie. an "amendment").

The California Supreme Court granted wide-ranging legal protection to our class this year, in clear legal wording that goes well beyond the single right that Proposition 8 addresses. Among other things, they said:

"An individual's sexual orientation -- like a person's race or gender -- does not constitute a legitimate basis upon which to deny or withhold legal rights."

The California Supreme Court will get a chance to rule on this "amendment" in due time, and it's likely they will consider the elimination of rights for a protected class to be a major change to the state constitution.

For example, Prop. 8 might have said that "Only marriage between a WHITE man and WHITE woman is allowed in the State of California." The court will treat Prop. 8 the same way that they would treat an amendment that took marriage rights from couples based on their race. Race = gender = sexual orientation... all are now classes of individuals protected from discrimination, according to the highest court in California. We have already won, our opponents just can't see it yet.

And keep in mind that Prop 8 had a much smaller margin of victory than Prop 22 did 8 years ago (it won by 66% back then), and a 10%+ change in public opinion in 8 years is really quite amazing and represents a fast-moving trend. Naturally we will not give up this fight, and if amending the state constitution is so simple, it's just a matter of time before our young folks (bless 'em), reverse this some day with a new inclusive, right-granting initiative.

The year 2008 will still stand out as a year of progress for us. Our enemies are hanging on to their last desperate threads of bigotry, but despite their efforts, many of us are married already, our community is energized once again, and they have only been able to prolong the inevitable by another couple of years, at best.


Steven M. Blum
Benefits Administrator
Morrison &
Foerster
555 Market Street
SF, CA 94105

Alex Thurston: A Note to Homosexual and Heterosexual Americans

I wish I wrote this, but Alex Thurston's words reflect my exact sentiments to the letter:

As a straight man, I would like to express to all gay and lesbian
citizens of this country my deep sorrow over the setbacks for your
civil rights in this election. And I would like to express to all
Americans that we cannot tolerate discrimination of any sort in the
United States.

With Floridians, Arizonans, and (it seems) Californians voting to
ban gay marriage, and the people of Arkansas voting to ban gay
adoption, we’ve received painful news not just for homosexual
Americans, but for all Americans. I would think that these setbacks are
particularly painful given that many homosexual activists, from
bloggers to campaign staffers to volunteers, gave their all for the
victory of President-Elect Obama. As many newspapers at home and abroad
speak of turning the page on discrimination, it’s clear that that’s not
the case. We still have a long way to go before all our citizens have
the rights they deserve, and even further to go before institutional
discrimination in the workplace, real estate sales, and other sectors
of public and private life is erased.

If it is any consolation, I believe that gay people are winning the
cultural war - and though that did not translate into success at the
ballot box yesterday, it will one day soon. In America, the struggle
for the enfranchisement of every adult citizen and the granting of full
civil rights to all citizens regardless of their race, sex, gender,
religion, or sexual orientation has tended to flow in one direction -
toward that of an open and democratic society - though not without
major tragedies along the way.

With the expression of gay identity becoming more acceptable in
films, songs, nightlife, and even high schools, I believe it is only a
matter of time before a sea change occurs. Young people, even young
evangelicals from what I’ve heard now several times, have a
fundamentally different attitude toward homosexuality than previous
generations. If this election marks the beginning of our political
come-up, then let a major part of that come-up be the quest to remove
this national shame from our collective identity and collective
conscience by striking down discriminatory laws, initiatives, and
politicians.

Because victory in the cultural struggle is clearly not enough. We
need victory at the ballot box as well, and the best way to achieve
that, in my opinion, is by stating now - as voters, as partisans, as
Americans - that discrimination and equivocation on the issue of gay
rights are unacceptable. We are past the point where we can tolerate
politicians who propose one set of rights for one set of citizens, and
a different set of rights for another group of citizens, and justify it
based on electoral caution. We must not equivocate on issues of basic
human rights, and we must not allow our leaders to do so either.

I repeat that this moment is one of deep sorrow, but I will also say
that for me, and doubtless for others, it comes as a wake-up call. I
had faith that California would reject discrimination. I was
under-informed about other ballot initiatives. Clearly there is work to
do, and it’s not just the priority of one group - it must be a priority
of all Americans, because where we stand on discrimination of any type
determines in large measure the legacy we pass on to our children and
to history.







Tuesday, November 4, 2008

first reax

Lots of thoughtful stuff to blather on about once more in control of my faculties, but a quick snapshot on my predictions and how they panned out are below. Just for giggles, I've shared these thoughts only with a few folks close to me, and didn't write about them for fear of jinxing any of them. That said, I do have backup proof of my predictions, so I feel happy revealing them now after the fact. Here are my proudest:

  • Obama with +350 electoral votes (votes still coming in, but it's close)
  • Indiana to Obama (most polls said McCain, I NEVER lost hope in IA, and he got it!!!)
  • Florida by a hair (by the grace of Orange county - including my mom, sister, and niece - WIN!)

Truthfully, apart from Obama's overall win, I expected Indiana to be a very long shot, but something in my gut told me it would happen. If I can ever tap into that, I might find a way to make myself rich. Until then, I'll just soak in the joy of being right about a few things regarding the second most important thing ever (the first most important thing being my wife, Clarice).

No blogging just voting

And volunteering.

You. Go vote. Then volunteer.

Monday, November 3, 2008

I am the dreaded swing voter.

A white, conservative, suburbanite banker talks about his experience canvassing for Obama:

I've learned that this election is about the heart of America. It's
about the young people who are losing hope and the old people who have
been forgotten. It's about those who have worked all their lives and
never fully realized the promise of America, but see that promise for
their grandchildren in Barack Obama. The poor see a chance, when they
often have few. I saw hope in the eyes and faces in those doorways.

My wife and I went out last weekend to knock on more doors. But this time, not because it was her idea. I don't know what
it's going to do for the Obama campaign, but it's doing a lot for me.





Friday, October 31, 2008

E.L.I.T.E.

If McCain ran against Jesus

http://i37.tinypic.com/2wmqc9c.jpg

Animal Farm Friday - Happy Halloween (again)!

Obama to McCain: You got served!

Random thought

I occasionally wonder how it happened that such a perpetually wrong
screwball like Bill Kristol could get a paid position at the NY Times.
It just occurred to me that they must have thought that the best way
to destroy him is to let him do the business himself. To not just give
him the rope, but also give him the platform from which to hang
himself.

He's done a remarkable job.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Inspirational!

Raleigh, NC

From 538:

I Have a Daydream - BrettMarty.com

I spotted a very old black man in a sharp Sunday suit walking slowly at the very back of the huge march. He hadn't yet arrived at the voting center, and I decided to find him when I got back.


I wanted to go talk to him, to ask him what this moment meant to him. He was a guy who you take one glance at, and know, that guy's seen it all. I wanted a quote. I had my journalist hat on. I thought, this will be great.

So when I got back to the voting location with the car, I went to find him in the line. Eventually I spotted him, and was ready to walk up the few feet between us and introduce myself when I stopped in my tracks.

A young black boy, no more than eight years old, walked up to this man, who was at least eighty. The boy offered the man a sticker, probably an "I Voted" sticker, but I couldn't see. The man took the sticker and paused. Silently, he looked down at the boy, who was looking back up at the man. The man put his hand gently on the boy's head, and I saw his eyes glisten.

I didn't ask the man for a quote. I didn't need to. I walked over by myself, behind the community center, and I sat down on a bench next to the track, and wept.


(thanks, Vin!)

Excellent NO on 8 ad

Very clever ad! A No on 8 group takes a Yes on 8 ad and replaces "gay marriage" with "inter-racial marriage" to effectively demonstrate just how hateful the Yes on 8 message really is.

Free Speech?

I'm fairly confident that the framers of our Constitution did not have this type of behavior in mind when they drafted the early amendments.

This is what hate-filled rhetoric and fear mongering in campaign stump speeches inspires:

http://www.courier-journal.com/article/20081029/NEWS01/81029016

An ad we can believe in

Hahahawesome.

Call to Action!

Read this below, then take action. Make yourself HEARD! Don't let Bush and Cheney get away with this final act of shitting on the country before they leave office!

Bill Moyers:


There's nothing make-believe about this. Remember these scenes of
mountain top mining in West Virginia? Companies blow those mountains
sky-high to expose the coal, then haul away tons of rock and debris and
dump the waste into valley areas. To protect the quality of the water,
they're not supposed to pile the stuff within 100 feet of rivers and
creeks.


But while we've all been obsessing over Sarah Palin's posh makeover and
Joe Biden's latest gaffe, the coal companies have been lobbying the
Bush administration to gut the rules even further, to allow them
greater freedom to dump massive waste piles anywhere they want -
including directly into the water.


Now, the Interior Department is one of those government agencies that's
practically been turned over to the industries it's supposed to
regulate. So as a parting gift, the President's appointees at Interior
have now officially proposed granting the coal companies their wish -
to dump at will.


There's a 30-day period for public comment and review before the proposal takes effect, so you can find out how to register your opinion - pro or con - at our site on PBS.org.


Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Tuesday Funny - Disasters Around the World

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3226/2974892711_5263481c6e_o.jpg

Public Service Announcement

As Election Nears, Dirty Tricks Grow More Common


With these dirty tricks reaching a new level of disgust, we can only hope that part of Obama's message in the Wednesday night broadcast will go directly after these scurrilous tactics.
About Voting Problems
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Obama: Prop 8 Divisive and Discriminatory

Monday, October 27, 2008

Why I hate Florida

Stupid twats like this local yokel are why I am glad I don't live in Florida. I love how Biden gracefully handles what has to be the most absolute right-wingnut interview in history outside of Fox News. The sad thing about it is her questions are reflective of the majority of the idiots who watch that channel.



GO JOE!

Beauty in sadness, or sadness in beauty?

How DISGUSTING is the Yes on 8 campaign?

They are disgusting enough to exploit the children of families who oppose Prop 8.

The Yes on 8 Blackwater connection

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Sunday Funny - Wazzup?!?!

This is way more funny than I expected it to be, but sad too. Thanks for all those that shared this with me!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

The Yes on H8ers resort to blackmail

Leave their corpses on the side of the road!

Packer predicts:

The Republican Party’s immediate post-election future will be a bloody
struggle over Palinism. It’s already started at National Review online,
where the growing hysteria of the posts signals that the roof is
falling in on conservatism. Everything that worked for forty years has
suddenly not just stopped working, it has become self-defeating.
Republican candidates, strategists, and pundits are like witchdoctors
who keep repeating the old incantations over and over, their voices
rising in furious shock, to no effect. That’s the sound of an era
ending
.

running over the finish line!

Thou shalt not lie!

Gay Scientists isolate the Christian Gene

Fight the Lies! Fight the Hate!

Fight the Mormons. Stop the HATE!

We must fight them to the death if we have to!

Stop the Hate.
Donate to support No on 8!

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Walking the Walk: Priceless!

img129/7429/pricelesslr8.jpg

GOP death list

Leave their carcasses on the side of the road!

All Aboard!

Brocolli WTF

Not sure I'll look at the stuff the same way again.

WTFBROCCOLI3 by land_camera_land_camera.

The Mormons are taking over

That should be reason enough to VOTE NO on Prop 8.

Stop the Christianist hate from spreading, and stop the weirdo Mormons from taking over.

Stop the Hate!
Donate!
No on 8!

Rove nearly nabbed in citizens arrest

Too bad it was "nearly".

Poll Swinging

You may know by now my disdain for most polls, save for those by Nate at 538, but as I understand Nate, Pollster.com seems to know their stuff.

So to that, let me just say - daaaammmn.




McCain wants to make a last stand in PA? Crockett had better odds at the Alamo.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Portrait from "My America"

It's amazing how much Barack looks more like his grandfather than his father.



Nice, Andrew!

Why we shouldn't torture

Up in smoke

Part of me hates this guy for getting so goddamned rich by helping the bastards that ripped us all off and trashed our economy, but I also feel a little better that he took full advantage of the ignorance and stupidity of the other scumbags who were ripping everyone off.

"I was in this game for the money. The low hanging fruit, i.e. idiots
whose parents paid for prep school, Yale, and then the Harvard MBA, was
there for the taking. These people who were (often) truly not worthy of
the education they received (or supposedly received) rose to the top of
companies such as AIG, Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers and all levels
of our government. All of this behavior supporting the Aristocracy,
only ended up making it easier for me to find people stupid enough to
take the other side of my trades. God bless America."

Holy Psychos!

Psychos like this hijacked the GOP and Christianity. I'm down for a Holy War against putrescent scum like this! If they want to start this "My America" fight, then it's a fight they'll lose!

Undecideds Get the Sedaris Treatment

I said the other day that any voter who is undecided ought to have the crap slapped out of them for their ignorance, apathy, or just plain stupidity.

But at least someone can be funny about it.

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight
attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually,
parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks.
Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in
it?

Uproar Over Bachmann's Comments "No Longer Partisan," Says Challenger


Is it possible that America really has started to get sick of all the Republiscum fear-mongering? Have we really started to grow up and mature enough to understand that dealing with the incredible problems facing this country are more important than stupid, McCarthy-ist hate and fear BS? One can only HOPE!
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

McCain campaign desecrates the flag

ACORN fights back!

We need more of this!

Nice to see that not all of McCain supporters are racist a$$holes

UPDATE II:

It looks like this is playing out badly for McCain, as expected.

UPDATE:


It appears that the McCain campaign itself is a massive collective asshole because it just shut up it's own Muslim supporters. Lets see how that plays out.

Hey, John McCain. FUCK YOU, you dishonorable scumbag! If you were still in the Navy, your ass would be booted out for conduct unbecoming an officer. I know it, you know it, any self-respecting seaman knows it, and every fucking American ought to know it.

Still Angry

From the previous posts, it's obvious I was pretty damned angry last night. Am I still angry this morning? You betcha.

Crap like this doesn't help one bit.

Sarah Palin's America

Is this the America we can look forward to with a McCain-Palin presidency?

Fucking sick motherfucking fucks.

I swear to whatever god these fucking scumbag subhumans pray to that if given the opportunity, I would decimate these sick fuckers so violently, so brutally, so fiercely, it would traumatize their bloodlines backwards and forwards through time ("metaphorically" speaking).

The sick fucking hate-filled supporters of McCain and Palin are upping the ante, and it looks like they're itching for a fight. Do we take the Ghandi-MLK route of passivity, or do we turn the words of their god against them and strike down upon them with vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy [our] brothers?

Am I full of hate? NO.

Am I angry? FUCK YES I AM ANGRY!

I am way past over being angry, and I need to vent on the skulls of sick fuckers responsible for the cruel and indignant treatment of this poor bear cub, just to make a limp-dicked political statement.

I know McCain supporters don't read this blog, but just to make sure the message gets out, warn them that a beast has been unleashed. They will do best by themselves to stay far away from me.

Bwah!

Okay. That's it. There's a winner! Boston.com has the most awesomest pictures ever, all the time. Seriously! Check out this set and tell me I'm wrong.

They keep telling us, and we keep ignoring them.

From a 1991 BBC documentary of the Kogi, a pre-Columbian people once thought extinct.

She taught, the Great Mother taught, she taught us right and wrong, and
still we have not given up living in the way, and knowing right from wrong
as she taught us. We remember a teaching and live by it. The Great Mother
taught and taught. The Great Mother gave us what we needed to live and her
teaching has not been forgotten right up to this day. We all still live by
it. But now they are taking out the Mother's heart, they are digging up
the ground and cutting out her liver and her guts. The Mother is being cut
to pieces, stripped of everything. From their first landing they have been
doing this. The Great Mother too has a mouth, eyes, and ears. They are
cutting out her eyes and ears. If we lost an eye we would be sad. So the
Mother too is sad, and she'll end, and the world ends if you do not stop
digging and digging.


Look.

Listen.

Learn.

Monday, October 20, 2008

YES on R

The SF Bay Guardian are not inclined to endorse Prop R, which seeks to change the name of the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant to the George W. Bush Sewage Plant. Their position:

This one has tremendous emotional and humor appeal. It would
officially rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant the
George W. Bush Sewage Plant. That would put San Francisco in the
position of creating the first official memorial to the worst president
of our time — and his name would be on a sewage plant.

The
problem — not to be killjoys — is that sewage treatment is actually a
pretty important environmental concern, and the Oceanside plant is a
pretty good sewage treatment plant. It's insulting to the plant, and
the people who work there, to put the name of an environmental villain
on the door.

Let's name something awful after Bush. Vote no on Prop. R.


At first, their position seems to have merit, but when you discover that the plant workers' union, and the workers themselves support this measure, the Guardian's POV seems clouded by too much PC.

My response to the Guardian:

YES on R! C'mon, Bay Guardian. You're turning Political Correctness into a mockery.

Firstly, if the union representing the workers endorses this, your lack of endorsement is trumped.

Secondly, none of us little people had a say in Bush becoming president, SCOTUS made that decision for us. We also didn't have much of a voice in deciding whether or not our sports parks were named Pac-Bell, 3-Com, Monster, or AT&T. But the people of this city own the Oceanside plant, so we should have a chance to name it what we will. We should choose to name it after George W. Bush, for these two reasons: 1) it's a joke that we in this city get to be in on and laugh at, and 2) it actually attaches something good to Bush's name, both of which might help to alleviate some of the pain we've had to deal with due to his presidency being inflicted upon us. As an aside, since W's never felt it necessary to "honor" this city with his presence, let the city honor him in this unique way.

YES on R!

Web 2.0 death watch

And so it begins.

Super-Obama

This is a bit rich...

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/stylinonline_2023_3393363

The Flake Rate

Nate makes a damn good point about volunteer complacency fueled by polling. Obama seems to be on top of it!

Polyphemus

Excellent post on the economy, and how we got here, from Kossack DevilsTower.

So what if he was a Muslim?

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2008/09/29/p465/080929_slideshowplaton16_p465.jpg

Vote for Hope video


Obama '08 - Vote For Hope from MC Yogi on Vimeo.

(h/t to scamper)

Palin on SNL - A useless prop

Pretty much exactly what she'd be as a VP. Useless. I mean, she couldn't even do a complete skit?

The MotherF***er

This about sums it up.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

"We're voting for the n****er."

What do say to that? I'm speechless.

From Andrew via Nate:


So a canvasser goes to a woman's door in Washington, Pennsylvania.
Knocks. Woman answers. Knocker asks who she's planning to vote for. She
isn't sure, has to ask her husband who she's voting for. Husband is off
in another room watching some game. Canvasser hears him yell back,
"We're votin' for the n***er!"




Woman turns back to canvasser, and says brightly and matter of factly: "We're voting for the n***er."


Friday, October 17, 2008

An ad we can believe in

Just a swingin'

TPM explains the "tire swinging" media.

McPalin's Klan Rally - 2

Animal Farm Friday - Bear gettin' down!

A little bit of lightness in honor of this bear market...

Humbled

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Rick Noriega for US Senate: Hell Yeah!

I'll never stop being bewildered at the urban cowboys of Texas. Talk about a bunch of wankers who are all hat and no cattle. I've met more real cowboys in my time who wear baseball caps while managing massive free-range herds than I have real cowboys wearing "cowboy" hats. Seriously, if your hat is a fashion accessory, you may as well be one of the Village People, 'coz you're no more a cowboy than that mustachioed fellow prancing around about the joys of the YMCA. No offense to my relatives, or my gay friends, but all due offense to any pseudo-cowboy who lusts longingly for the John Wayne wanna-be types of John Cornyn (a prototypical Village People cowboy along the likes of Geroge Dubya).

John Cornyn is the biggest douchebag to ever put on a cowboy hat, and any self-respecting Texan who once supported him ought to take their hat in hand and beg Rick Noriega for forgiveness, then swear loyalty to his campaign if for nothing else than an act of absolution for having been such a imbecile for thinking Cornyn was anything less than a prancing fool wishing he was a cowboy and not snot-nosed "better than thou" brat.

If you're from Texas, and you have a woody for tough guys, Cornyn ain't your boy (unless you have some sort of fetish that defies explanation). If you respect real heroes who have given their all willingly to protect the values most decent Americans hold sacred, you'll not only VOTE for RICK NORIEGA, you'll give him some money and get as many people as you know to VOTE for RICK NORIEGA, and get them to get other people they know to VOTE for RICK NORIEGA and give his campaign money too.

For all you Cornyn supporters, grow some and stop being douchebags.


ROLLING STONE: IT'S ALREADY STOLEN

Before you think this fight is over, and that there's a landslide of any kind of landslide for Obama, just remember all my previous posts about rigged voting machines and corrupt Republiscums in charge of the elections in key swing states. If you think for a second they won't be pulling out all stops to steal this election, even against all odds and evidence of reality, just think about the last eight years of corruption, obfuscation, misdirection, and deliberate lying.


Investigation by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Greg Palast released today

Don’t worry about Mickey Mouse or ACORN stealing the election.
According to an investigative report out today in Rolling Stone
magazine, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Greg Palast, after a year-long
investigation, reveal a systematic program of "GOP vote tampering" on a
massive scale.

- Republican Secretaries of State of swing-state Colorado have quietly purged one in six names from their voter rolls.

Over
several months, the GOP politicos in Colorado stonewalled every attempt
by Rolling Stone to get an answer to the massive purge - ten times the
average state's rate of removal.

-
While Obama dreams of riding to the White House on a wave of new
voters, more then 2.7 million have had their registrations REJECTED
under new procedures signed into law by George Bush.

Kennedy, a voting rights lawyer, charges this is a resurgence of 'Jim Crow' tactics to wrongly block Black and Hispanic voters.


- A fired US prosecutor levels new charges - accusing leaders of his
own party, Republicans, with criminal acts in an attempt to block legal
voters as "fraudulent."
- Digging through
government records, the Kennedy-Palast team discovered that, in 2004, a
GOP scheme called "caging” ultimately took away the rights of 1.1
million voters. The Rolling Stone duo predict that, this November 4, it
will be far worse.
There's more:
-
Since the last presidential race, "States used dubious 'list
management' rules to scrub at least 10 million voters from their
rolls."

Among
those was Paul Maez of Las Vegas, New Mexico - a victim of an
unreported but devastating purge of voters in that state that left as
many as one in nine Democrats without a vote. For Maez, the state's
purging his registration was particularly shocking - he's the county
elections supervisor.

The Kennedy-Palast revelations go far beyond the sum of questionably purged voters recently reported by the New York Times.

"Republican
operatives - the party's elite commandos of bare-knuckle politics,"
report Kennedy and Palast, under the cover of fighting fraudulent
voting, are "systematically disenfranchis[ing] Democrats."

The investigators level a deadly serious charge:

"If
Democrats are to win the 2008 election, they must not simply beat
McCain at the polls - they must beat him by a margin that exceeds the
level of GOP vote tampering."


Block the Vote by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. & Greg Palast in the current issue (#1064) of Rolling Stone.
[Media enquiries - Dave Falkenstein, Sunshine Sachs & Assoc, via interviews@gregpalast.com.]

Note
- Kennedy and Palast are releasing, simultaneously with the Rolling
Stone investigative report what they call, the vote-theft 'antidote': a
24-page full-color comic book, Steal Back Your Vote, which can be downloaded or obtained in print from their non-partisan website, StealBackYourVote.org

For updates and video reports, go to RollingStone.com, www.GregPalast.com and StealBackYourVote.org.


There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people

Republiscum Racist Pigs

Another reason why progressives need to completely, utterly destroy the Republiscums in this election, and banish the party of hate and racism into political oblivion. We need to do to the entire Republican Party what we did to the Dixiecrats, and send them the way of the KKK. We must run them over and leave their stinking, rotting corpses on the side of the road.

Post-debate McCain FAIL

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

What Free Speech in America looks like today

Iraq War veterans being trampled by POLICE on horses. Welcome to the UPSA (United Police States of America).

Frightening Prospect, Indeed

Supreme MURDERERS of the United States

The Supreme Court of ASSHOLE MURDERERS the United States refused - without explanation or comment - to consider the appeal of a man convicted of murder based on NO murder weapon, NO physical evidence, and incredibly shaky testimony that has been recounted by two witnesses, and three witnesses say another man has admitted to the murder.

The Roberts Court is ruining this country, and we the people have got to do something about it. Roberts needs to go down, either by impeachment or any other means necessary. After him, Alito. Save something special for Scalia last.

What a leader sounds like

Barack gets a question about raising taxes, and takes the time to give a detailed, and dare I say it, "straight talk" answer to the guy. Do you think McCain would answer a question like this so well without spewing meaningless platitudes? Can you imagine the verbal gymnastics Sarah Palin would have to perform just to appear like she understood the question?

Prophetic

Once again, the truth comes from comedy.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Kickin' ass for sarcoma

Here's a photo of my brother Scott finishing 70.3 miles of the Longhorn Ironman for Veterans for Sarcoma. His two boys are helping him over the finish line. I'm glad I got to contribute by designing the jersey for them. Read more about the awesomeness of the Veterans for Sarcoma team, and the incredible story of the team captain, Kirk Offel. (Nice work, bro!)


Vote Fraud attack is a fraud

Don't let the Republiscums and the Rovians fool you. Their attacks on ACORN are part of a major scam they've been trying to perpetuate since they got their asses kicked in the 2006 elections.

Video of friendly fire incident in Iraq

Video footage of what clearly appears to be a fratricide incident that the Army denies and blames on enemy fire.

Warning: Profanity and graphic violence.



The full account here.

Morning Funny

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Poll of the day

7-Election. Awesome.

(h/t to my pal Henry!)

Open Letter to Rachel Maddow in Proclamation of Her Awesomeness

Dear Rachel,

You set the standard for all proudly progressive journalists and commentators. The way you capably responded to the sucker-punch by David Frum and deftly turned his tired, hackneyed, right-wing arguments against him was pure poetry. Epic it was that you were also able to rub in his face the sham argument of unwarranted equivocation that nearly every journalist - and so-called journalist - feels an obligation toward, even when it takes balancing the one side's truth with the other side's lie. I can only imagine the fierce drubbing Frum will be getting from his Conservativist cohorts as they taunt and berate him for getting PWNED by a GIRL (because, to this day, not a single one of them has even the slightest respect for just how awesome the power of woman can be).

Rachel, you are a model for women, and a model for progressives everywhere. Thanks for showing everyone how dangerous it is to understimate women, and informed progressives.

You not only rock, you PUNK ROCK!

Sincerely,
Jake Barlow
www.thelowbar.com

P.S. Unlike you, I would not have been able to resist comparing your intellectual humor with the ironically unfunny joke of reporting and commentary that comes from Frum's National Review Online. It took serious cojones for Frum to come on your show and attack you, when his name is attached to such a pathetic rag as NRO. Frum is now equal to Bill Kristol, and not in a good way. And was it just me missing it, or was there really absolutely no sense of irony when Frum mangled Ghandi's famous quote about being the change you want to see in the world? If Frum would have gotten that quotation out properly, his head would have exploded and created a quantum singularity, sucking what is left of the Conservative movement into oblivion.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Why McClatchy is the only respectable media outlet

They clearly know that there is not always two sides to every story. Or, if there is, one side may very well be lying. In this instance, they blow apart the Republiscum claim of the credit crisis being caused by Fannie and Freddie, and lay the blame at the feet of the private sector.

Truth to power!

It must be Monday

McMaverick has another new campaign direction to kick off this week.

The old fart has been using Hillary's playbook every step of the way, and we all saw how that turned out for her.

Hillary fought the Experience versus Change fight, before changing her message to Change that only experience can bring. McCain did the same.

When that didn't work, Hillary got mean and nasty, and completely contemptuous of Obama, but it backfired on her. McCain did the same, with the same results.

Then Hillary went all populist and Annie Oakley, turning into a scrappy, rural fighter. That might have been one of her better moves, but it still didn't work. McCain is doing the same, and it will undoubtedly fail him as it failed Hillary.

He truly is McSame, completely bereft of any new ideas.

I'm actually looking forward to what he'll roll out next Monday, and the Monday after that. I suppose I could look at what Hillary did in the waning days of the primaries to get an idea.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Prescience?

As I warned earlier, we really should be afraid.

A friend (Scamper) forwarded this article by Peter Schiff to me, and it reminded me that I had sourced him a couple years back in my old blog. What Peter predicted back then has happened, and now what he's predicting seems likely to me that it will happen.

The future ain't so bright.

We are what we eat...

We eat oil, and spew greenhouse gasses.

But the 20th-century industrialization of agriculture has increased the amount of greenhouse gases emitted by the food system by an order of magnitude; chemical fertilizers (made from natural gas), pesticides (made from petroleum), farm machinery, modern food processing and packaging and transportation have together transformed a system that in 1940 produced 2.3 calories of food energy for every calorie of fossil-fuel energy it used into one that now takes 10 calories of fossil-fuel energy to produce a single calorie of modern supermarket food. Put another way, when we eat from the industrial-food system, we are eating oil and spewing greenhouse gases.

An excellent narrative that I've waited years for someone to articulate.

(hat tip to Cathy!)